Monday, July 30, 2007

El Presidente Kerwin


Ah Cornelius, so what if you weren't your beloved Alma Mater's first choice, or second, who remembers. Not I. It was your superior qualifications (and ability to not drop out of the search) that won you the headmaster-ship. Kerwin is surely feeling like Macaulay Culkin did after being dropped off the cliff in THE GOOD SON, only if instead of dying, he had been made acting PrEZ of a little known college and eventually promoted to the real job cause Elijah Wood turned out to be a fucking douche. Oh well, I'm sure Mosses wasn't the first choice of the search committee GOD put together either.

"Neil Kerwin has the strong support of the Board of Trustees, and we believe we are fortunate to have the right person at the right time—to take AU forward." - Gary Abramson. Wrong War. Wrong Time.

Photo Courtesy of American University Website

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